Party Rock Tour: I'm In H-Town Bitch
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Party Rock Tour: I’m In H-Town Bitch
When we got to Houston/H-Town yesterday, or as the rappers say, “the H”, we spotted a fan dancing in the rain in front of the bus in an attempt to get tickets to the show. The show was so oversold last night, though, that we couldn’t even add people to the list.
Like the New Orleans House of Blues, the Houston House of Blues also had a wall of sold out shows. Apparently, we will be making it on there, as well.
The boys came out to roaring applause and a sea of cameras. When Foo asked, “Where all my sexy ladies at?”, guys were screaming, pointing at their girlfriends. Girls in the VIP section upstairs were grinding up against the glass in their tiny dresses and no shoes. A server from the restaurant downstairs even appeared backstage in her apron, rocking LMFAO frames and throwing her hands in the air during “Shots.”
After the show, we, along with Space Cowboy, the Paradiso Girls, Shwayze and Far East Movement took a party bus to Rich’s in Houston for the afterparty. The topics of conversation included Q leaning like a cholo and taking his balls out for photos.
When we got to the club, there were people mounting each other in chairs and grinding up on one another against the walls. “Where ARE we?!” Space Cowboy whispered.
Things really are bigger in Texas--the VIP section was huge, filled with multiple bottles--and so were the shots. LMFAO, Far East Movement, Shwayze and the Paradiso Girls took the stage to perform a handful of songs and the whole club went crazy. It was definitely a wild night.
We’re in Dallas now, but we’re still talking about Houston. Actually, we’re talking to someone in Houston--an investigator with the Houston Police Department. Pistol Pete decided to call him up to “clarify a law.” He automatically knew the URL for a very important website, ageofconsent.com, but we were having a debate on the Party Rock bus about how old you have to be to consent in Texas. According to Texas Penal Code section 21.11, “the actor can not be more than three years older than the victim.” The investigator informed us, after a lot of laughter, that you can actually consent at the age of 17 in Texas. Good to know.
It’s time for a phone interview and Foo is, of course, on the toilet. “You’re gonna get him on the phone while you’re shitting?” Reek called out to him as he walked off toward the bathroom.
I don’t think I’ve ever stopped laughing once on this tour.
-Elle